“And here’s a bunch of crap you won’t remember anyway so knodd your heads and we’ll move onto the next paper. This one’s the taddle-tale form, the next one’s a big packet on the computer program that doesn’t work so you can read it later- as a bedtime story cause you’re not human if it doesn’t put you to sleep, or you can take my approach… call Dale (computer programing guy) and don’t bother reading the manual at all.”

“Yes, and Vicky… you can click in under the following password.”

“It’s Monica…”

“Huh?”

“My name’s Monica, Sir.”

“Oh okay, thanks for correcting me. I really appreciate it. I guess Vicky left earlier (checks his papers).”

“So Wendy, just look at the computer next to you and I’ll show you what I mean.”

Welcome newbie!