2008

You know what’s funny? I bother this lady all the time. And yet she still acts like she likes me. […]

Last night I came home from the church and was fiercely hungry. And in the High school realm of over-dramatization,

If you wear a white shirt and drink red juice… you know the rest. -bummer-

New addition to the first trimester joys? Projectile Vomiting Arrived Monday at the workplace near you… -how embarrassing–

She had worked so hard for this moment, he explained to us all. Practice after practice. Drill after drill. And

I get it. You’re still thriving. Now can we let mom enjoy the thought, smell, or vague idea of food?