At the Sunday lunch table.

Me: “So Rachael, what did you learn in Sunday School today?”

Rachael: “[Specific little girl] wasn’t sharing and I was listening.”

– rotten.-

Me: “What did you LEARN in Sunday School today?”

Daddy: “What was the lesson that you learned?”

Rachael: Quickly, “I don’t know” Shoved noodles into her mouth.

– Thank you, teenager.-

Daddy: “Yes you do too know. Think about what you learned.”

Rachael: ….. “about Josiah.”

Mommy: eyes the story paper sent home with Rachael.

Daddy: “What did he do?”

Rachael: Quickly, “I don’t know.” More noodles.

– we wait –

Rachael: “He cleaned up.”

Mommy: “then what happened?”

Rachael: “I don’t know.”

Daddy: “Did he find something?”

Rachael: “The BIBLE SCROLL!”

Mommy: “And then they read it to the people and the people knew what God wanted them to do.

Rachael: shoveling in more pasta.

Mommy: Turning to Abi, “Is that what you learned too?”

Rachael: “No. She didn’t learn anything. She just walked around, she wouldn’t do a paper and she ate animal crackers.”

– Sorry Abi, better luck next time. 😉

And thus you have it: the Sunday Morning Recap… from the mouth of our two year old.

(sigh) – love her.