Author name: monstauffer

If you wear a white shirt and drink red juice… you know the rest. -bummer-

New addition to the first trimester joys? Projectile Vomiting Arrived Monday at the workplace near you… -how embarrassing–

She had worked so hard for this moment, he explained to us all. Practice after practice. Drill after drill. And

I get it. You’re still thriving. Now can we let mom enjoy the thought, smell, or vague idea of food?

I am so proud of him. And what an honor.Not a single person disagreed. Last night the church board, staff,

“NO!!!”running awaybeing caughtscreechingkicking in the shins*inappropriate words*“Got off me you stupid, idiot!”scratchingbitingscreechingflailing … repeat for 20 minutes until child’s bus