{"id":11510,"date":"2007-07-18T17:29:00","date_gmt":"2007-07-18T22:29:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/2007\/07\/18\/blinds-licker"},"modified":"2007-07-18T17:29:00","modified_gmt":"2007-07-18T22:29:00","slug":"blinds-licker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2007\/07\/18\/blinds-licker\/","title":{"rendered":"Blinds Licker."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So Robin&#8217;s cat, <a href=\"http:\/\/moe4him.blogspot.com\/2006\/12\/mark-of-boots.html\">Boots<\/a>, is just plain weird. He eats people food&#8230; You know, like a dog. Oh and it&#8217;s not just dairy items. He&#8217;ll eat broccoli, black olives, cereal, dry noodles, and so much more. He also likes to eat plant leaves, sing to himself in particularly echo-friendly sections of the house, hang his paws over the top of Robin&#8217;s dresser mirror (from sitting on top), perch on Franklin&#8217;s tank, lick the bathtub foam after someone takes a shower, <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_0\">swatt<\/span> at the bathtub faucet while the water&#8217;s on, and a new one as of today&#8230; lick the dust off of the blinds in Robin&#8217;s room. Yep, he&#8217;s a freak. A big, fat <span class=\"blsp-spelling-error\" id=\"SPELLING_ERROR_1\">ol<\/span>&#8216; freak.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So Robin&#8217;s cat, Boots, is just plain weird. He eats people food&#8230; You know, like a dog. Oh and it&#8217;s not just dairy items. He&#8217;ll eat broccoli, black olives, cereal, dry noodles, and so much more. He also likes to eat plant leaves, sing to himself in particularly echo-friendly sections of the house, hang his&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2007\/07\/18\/blinds-licker\/#more-11510\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11510","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11510","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11510"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11510\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11510"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11510"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11510"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}