{"id":11737,"date":"2006-05-29T07:46:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-29T12:46:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/29\/just-keep-swimming-swimming-swimming"},"modified":"2006-05-29T07:46:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-29T12:46:00","slug":"just-keep-swimming-swimming-swimming","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2006\/05\/29\/just-keep-swimming-swimming-swimming\/","title":{"rendered":"Just Keep Swimming, Swimming, Swimming"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Yesterday after church I went Swimsuit shoppping. Now, let me<\/span> <\/span>remind you of one thing, this Monica is not a fan of swimsuits. Swimming? Oh, I could eat it up.<\/span> Swimsuits… YUCK!<\/p>\n

So, I discovered a few things while I was out swimsuit shopping. First of all, modesty is almost completely etched out of our society. Secondly, there<\/span> are very few swimsuits out there that are designed to swim in. Most are designed to barely cover<\/span> your necessities, but don’t move or the thing might fall off. Thirdly, I am too “out of fashion” to shop at Target, K-mart, and Meijer, and too too “hip and young” to shop at ValueCity Department store<\/span>. And, as I also overheard a mother guiding her daughter’s swimsuit choice, I shop in the “old people” section. Now, I’m not really sure what the lady ment as she whispered to her daughter before<\/span> vanishing into the newest partial-nudity of this day and age, but if “old” equals modest, then sign me up! I defaulted to Kohls. Yes, wacky expensive and totally frustrating to find only a few modest choices without being dressed like a whale. I found my pick in the “athletic section” though there were a few “athletic” choices in which I pondered<\/span> their ability to stay on, let alone survive “athletics”. So, the winning choice was… [insert picture] oh… {extremely sarcastic} BUMMER… the picture wouldn’t paste. Man! Better luck next time!
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So, the moral of my shopping experience<\/span>? The fallen world is most certainly not<\/span> rising any higher in their standards. <\/span>AKA… SWIMSUITS STILL SUCK!<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yesterday after church I went Swimsuit shoppping. Now, let me remind you of one thing, this Monica is not a fan of swimsuits. Swimming? Oh, I could eat it up. Swimsuits… YUCK! So, I discovered a few things while I was out swimsuit shopping. First of all, modesty is almost completely etched out of our… Continue Reading →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11737","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11737","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11737"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11737\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11737"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11737"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11737"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}