{"id":11749,"date":"2006-05-06T00:12:00","date_gmt":"2006-05-06T05:12:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/2006\/05\/06\/clever-blades"},"modified":"2006-05-06T00:12:00","modified_gmt":"2006-05-06T05:12:00","slug":"clever-blades","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2006\/05\/06\/clever-blades\/","title":{"rendered":"Clever Blades"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ciadvertising.org\/sa\/summer_05\/rsparrow\/schick.gif\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/ciadvertising.org\/sa\/summer_05\/rsparrow\/schick.gif\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>I got back from the Attic (teen club where I chaperone) this morning around 12:45am. I still had a lot of Attic energy left and decided to use my energy to do some apartment-shopping organization and mapquesting. After completing those tasks, my brain was still wide awake. So I did what any college student in a similar situation would do&#8230; I read the user guide for a free razor that I got today at the May Daze\/Cinqo De Mayo fair. The user guide was quite clever, believe it or not, in becoming less of a boring guidebook and more of an entertainment with every page turn. (I promise I&#8217;m not drunk or <em><strong>completely<\/strong><\/em> insane.) On the last page of the user guide there was the razor blade&#8217;s final advertisement that caught a clever smile from my tiring brain&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p align=\"center\">&#8220;Schick Quattro for women&#8230; <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">change your blade cartridges like you change your major: <\/p>\n<p align=\"center\">every week or so.&#8221; <\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Highly amusing&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>okay&#8230; bedtime. <\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got back from the Attic (teen club where I chaperone) this morning around 12:45am. I still had a lot of Attic energy left and decided to use my energy to do some apartment-shopping organization and mapquesting. After completing those tasks, my brain was still wide awake. So I did what any college student in&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2006\/05\/06\/clever-blades\/#more-11749\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11749","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11749"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11749\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11749"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11749"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11749"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}