{"id":11889,"date":"2005-11-11T06:43:00","date_gmt":"2005-11-11T11:43:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/2005\/11\/11\/bleep"},"modified":"2005-11-11T06:43:00","modified_gmt":"2005-11-11T11:43:00","slug":"bleep","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2005\/11\/11\/bleep\/","title":{"rendered":"Bleep"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomuseless.info\/spectra\/results\/smokedetector\/smokedetector.jpg\"><img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/www.randomuseless.info\/spectra\/results\/smokedetector\/smokedetector.jpg\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.randomuseless.info\/spectra\/results\/smokedetector\/smokedetector.jpg\"><\/a>5:45AM and I rolled over. <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">My, my, what a sleep. 5 hours is not enough for anyone to run on.<\/span><\/em> Franklin&#8217;s filter made it&#8217;s normal filter noises and shot out the jetstream at a few rock which clanked noisily in his tank. Great. <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Shhhh<\/span><\/em>, I though, <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">The noise will magically vanish without me having to get up to fix it. Go back to sleep<\/span><\/em>, I tried to convince my head. <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Shhh, go back to sleep.<\/span> <\/em><br \/>I managed to tune out the filter (well, kinda) but I worked hard at ignoring it at least. I rolled back over at 6AM.<br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">I have to get up anyway.<\/span><\/em> I grumbled in my head. <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">No, wait&#8230; what day is it? Saturday. So that means I can sleep in til 7AM cause I don&#8217;t have to work til 8AM. Yay.<\/span><\/em> I thought. [Now granted, it&#8217;s not Saturday, but honestly&#8230; first thing in the morning&#8230; It was good that I remembered I was working.]<br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span> <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">What is that?<\/span><\/em> <span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Shh, go away. just one more hour.<\/span><\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Please?<\/span><\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Come on, please? I don&#8217;t get enough sleep as it is and I&#8217;m really trying to.<\/span><\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\"><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Is it a fire drill?<\/span> <\/em><\/span><span style=\"color:#000000;\">My thoughts immediately flew to 4:30AM firedrills at UT all during exam week because people were just plain mean and thought pranks were funny.<\/span><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Man!<\/span> <\/em>I realized it was my smoke detector that they &#8220;supposably&#8221; came in to change the battery on two weeks ago. And sure enough, the battery was dying. AKA, they didn&#8217;t change the battery.<br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">What time does maintenance get in? <\/span><\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">9?<\/span><\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">Man!!!<\/span> <\/em>I got up. <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">I just can&#8217;t ever get a good night&#8217;s sleep can I?<\/span> <\/em><br \/><span style=\"color:#ff0000;\">Bleep.<\/span><br \/><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\"><span style=\"color:#000000;\">=\/ <\/span>&#8230;thanks&#8230;<\/span> =\/<\/em><\/p>\n<p>(sigh) Day #47809485 without a good night&#8217;s sleep. Here we go!<\/p>\n<p>I shook it off.<\/p>\n<p><em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">It&#8217;s all good&#8230;<\/span><\/em> (bounces around in a Rocky fighting stanz) <em><span style=\"color:#3333ff;\">I got this!<\/span><\/em> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5:45AM and I rolled over. My, my, what a sleep. 5 hours is not enough for anyone to run on. Franklin&#8217;s filter made it&#8217;s normal filter noises and shot out the jetstream at a few rock which clanked noisily in his tank. Great. Shhhh, I though, The noise will magically vanish without me having to&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2005\/11\/11\/bleep\/#more-11889\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-11889","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11889","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=11889"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/11889\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=11889"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=11889"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=11889"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}