{"id":13790,"date":"2014-03-03T13:23:59","date_gmt":"2014-03-03T18:23:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/?p=13790"},"modified":"2014-03-03T13:23:59","modified_gmt":"2014-03-03T18:23:59","slug":"we-needed-toilet-paper-and-sanity","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/03\/we-needed-toilet-paper-and-sanity\/","title":{"rendered":"We Needed Toilet Paper and Sanity"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Grumpiness. Pregnancy hormones. Disobedience. A toddler waking up an hour early to torture us. Selfishness. Frustration with interrupted playtime by an intruder, also known as a sister. Distraction. And neediness.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, friends you guessed it right, it was a Monday morning.<\/p>\n<p>And what better crabby crew than to frequent the grocery store.<\/p>\n<p>We were out of toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p>And we needed a distraction.<\/p>\n<p>There was way too much time before lunch. And before naps.<\/p>\n<p>But I found the cure&#8230; get out your sticky note and jot this down. I found it at the end of aisle 2 and at the back perimeter of the store:<\/p>\n<p>Swiss Cake Rolls and Chocolate Milk.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s right, people&#8230; the reformation began. And the sun came out (cue the angelic music.)<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Something had to turn the Titanic around. =)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Grumpiness. Pregnancy hormones. Disobedience. A toddler waking up an hour early to torture us. Selfishness. Frustration with interrupted playtime by an intruder, also known as a sister. Distraction. And neediness. Yes, friends you guessed it right, it was a Monday morning. And what better crabby crew than to frequent the grocery store. We were out&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2014\/03\/03\/we-needed-toilet-paper-and-sanity\/#more-13790\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[11,57,40,19,53,30,17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13790","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-being-a-stay-at-home-mom","category-being-pregnant","category-everyday-schooling","category-honesty","category-survival","category-thats-just-life","category-tricks-of-the-trade","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13790","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13790"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13790\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13790"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13790"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13790"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}