{"id":14788,"date":"2016-03-03T15:07:06","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T20:07:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/?p=14788"},"modified":"2016-03-03T15:07:06","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T20:07:06","slug":"brainless-in-the-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2016\/03\/03\/brainless-in-the-states\/","title":{"rendered":"Brainless in the States"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It was naptime and\u00a0the house was quiet. The oldest two just sat at the table finishing their school work&#8230; and clearly stalling some.<\/p>\n<p>Abi: \u201cYou know,\u201d all reflective-like, \u201cI really thought we\u2019d be coming back to this house at furlough. Like I didn\u2019t think we\u2019d never be coming back.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rachael: Emotionless with her mind still on her work, \u201cWe\u2019re never coming back to this house.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abi: \u201cYeah\u2026 I know <em>now<\/em>.\u201d Thinks for a few seconds. \u201cAnd like\u2026 our friends are going to be older because we\u2019ll be older.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rachael: \u201cYeah, Lexi (who\u2019s currently in elementary school) will be DRIVING!\u201d She finally engages her mind in the conversation.<\/p>\n<p>Abi: \u201cBut what if we forget her name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rachael: Quickly dismissing her sister, \u201c\u2014We\u2019re not going to forget her name!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abi: \u201cYeah\u2026&#8221; (attempting to be persuasive),\u00a0&#8220;but what if we forget her name?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Rachael: (Not buying it.)\u00a0\u201cWe won\u2019t forget her name.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Abi: \u201cYeah, I guess we could just be like, \u2018Sorry we forgot your name we are on\u00a0FURLOUGH afterall!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Processing isn\u2019t always sad.<\/p>\n<p>Sometimes it\u2019s just hilarious.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&#8211; Apparently everyone should automatically assume we will leave our brains in Africa. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was naptime and\u00a0the house was quiet. The oldest two just sat at the table finishing their school work&#8230; and clearly stalling some. Abi: \u201cYou know,\u201d all reflective-like, \u201cI really thought we\u2019d be coming back to this house at furlough. Like I didn\u2019t think we\u2019d never be coming back.\u201d Rachael: Emotionless with her mind still&#8230; <a class=\"more-link\" href=\"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2016\/03\/03\/brainless-in-the-states\/#more-14788\">Continue Reading &rarr;<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14788","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14788","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=14788"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14788\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=14788"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=14788"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=14788"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}