{"id":8813,"date":"2012-05-17T21:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-18T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/todayslegacy.wordpress.com\/2012\/05\/17\/signs-of-the-country"},"modified":"2012-05-17T21:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-18T02:00:00","slug":"signs-of-the-country","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/2012\/05\/17\/signs-of-the-country\/","title":{"rendered":"Signs of The Country"},"content":{"rendered":"

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    Your detour takes you to another detour making an 8 mile trip closer to 20 miles. <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    800 feet of road closed with no warning or detour signs equals guess & go methods. <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    15 passenger van with at least 15 kids and more piling in the door.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    Pontiac G6 (2000+) parked beside a sun-faded Kia with broken windshield wipers stuck mid-wipe on the passenger side. <\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    Ferrah Faucet hair, bright pink overalls with matching long-sleeve shirt loading groceries into a 1990’s Cherokee 4×4 in the Walmart parking lot.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n
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    9pm at Walmart has more life than the main strip through town \u2013 even with it being a truck route.<\/div>\n<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Your detour takes you to another detour making an 8 mile trip closer to 20 miles. 800 feet of road closed with no warning or detour signs equals guess & go methods. 15 passenger van with at least 15 kids and more piling in the door. Pontiac G6 (2000+) parked beside a sun-faded Kia with… Continue Reading →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-8813","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-thats-just-life","clear"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8813"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8813\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8813"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8813"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/todayslegacy.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8813"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}